Our backdoor neighbor is 7 feet tall, shaves his head and rolls his muscles in a somewhat threatening manner each time you bump into him at the fence. Whatever you say to him, his response always sounds like a deep bark. And be sure to never ask him a favor. If you’re lucky he won’t throw a brick through your windows for having had the nerve to ask…

All the neighbors consider him a true terror and everyone does their best to ignore him as much as possible. Us too. Us as in me, my partner and our 4 kids. But recently something happened involving our 7 foot monster which we couldn’t pretend never to have happened…

Mr. Bald Muscles is a professional car cleaner. And when he moved into the neighborhood, the first thing he did was to turn his plot of land into a solid parking space.

This part of town happens to be like a small country enclave and most of the people who bought homes in our street, did so because of the generous amount of gardens, trees and bushes around. When our new neighbor ordered the bulldozers to flatten everything alive in his back yard, new fences were pulled up the very next day by all of his surrounding neighbors.

Our garden is also fenced off. But unfortunately the quality of our fence is rather poor. Something which didn’t exactly register in the dinosaur size brains of our neighbor since he saw no problems in piling up a massive heap of bricks against our fence. Within days our fence looked like it was 7 months pregnant…

“Could you please move your bricks elsewhere?” my partner carefully asked when he saw the neighbor next.

The hairless heap of muscles responded with a gutteral growl which my partner took to be a yes. Not a very enthusiastic yes. But at least a yes…

The next 2 weeks nothing happened. While our fence was looking more and more as if it would give birth to a ton of bricks every day now…

Last week my partner mustered up more courage and addressed our scary neighbor again. “Our fence is about to give way. Please remove these bricks asap!”

This time the monster barked back at him. A long houl of grunts and roars which seemed to indicate that whatever was the problem, it was our own fault to start with. After which he rolled his muscles again in a most discomforting yet challenging way, turned around and marched to his garage.

The bricks did move though…

Yesterday we were enjoying a warm spring sun in the garden when suddenly we heard the sound of tearing wood. Followed by a stone avelanche and even an incidental plunging noise as some bricks got as far as our small pond!

We are currently facing the mortifying challenge of having to tell this bald barking backdoor monster he owes us a fence…

Have you ever faced a 7 foot monster yourself?

Rumor has it the internet is wildly populated with this species. Surely you have encountered forums where insults were screamed at other forum members? Or perhaps you once received an email telling you… well, lots of nasty things about you and your product?

When this happens it’s all too easy to imagine King Kong decided he doesn’t like you and is ready to smash your scull with the last tree he unrooted…

However…

7 foot monsters don’t lurk on the internet much…

7 foot monsters enjoy a good game of rugby. Starting a wild fire. Competing with their fellow monsters who can swallow the most crates of beer before passing out.

They don’t have the motor skills to press keys on a keyboard. They don’t have the brains to type up a good insult. They probably don’t even know how to switch a computer on…

So it’s highly unlikely you received a death threat in your mailbox by one of them…

I had a good laugh when I heard Mike Filsaime and Mark Joyner explain who the 7 foot monsters in your inbox really are. Followed by some good advice of how you deal with them best.

It’s all recorded together with other valuable information about how to set up your delivery mechanism when you sell an information product on the internet. Step 3 in the Thin Electrons steps for manifesting money.

You can no longer listen to this interview online, but it comes with the complete package “How Mark Joyner Manifested 50K Out of Thin Electrons”. You will find more details about this at:

[1] http://www.thinelectrons.com/filthyrich.html

Make sure you listen to this call and end your nightmares…

Have a great week!

Patricia Ritsema van Eck

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